One day, GOD will decide on changing a few things and the following message will display on his computer:

These settings will have no effect until you restart the system.
Reset Universe (Y/N) ?

Y
<enter>

You have entered yes. Pressing <enter> again will reset universe and you will lose all existing data. Are you sure?
<enter>

C:

C:gravityfreeuniverse

<enter>


[blue screen of death appears just before your head pops open due to lost of atmospheric pressure.]

The real sin was not that Eve took a bite of the apple, it's that she found Gods Apple Notebook, surfed the universal internet with Adam, and together they discovered porn! Everything went downhill after that!

Surfing=Biting...wha-lah...Sin began and yes it did go down hill but we can be redeemed!

Vitalogy:

Did you pee yourself reading the above post? Care to join me for a virtual cocktail so we can clink glasses and marvel at the cluelessness?

The first time I played The Sims, I realized how much more likely the idea is that we're all in some sort of system, perhaps not much unlike a computer.

Maybe God has the power to save us to disk, restart, reboot, than reload data... and we wouldn't know the difference!

(I do like to generally think of the warning about not predicting what God or Heaven or anything else is really like, maybe so we're not disappointed when we get there; but I can't help but to think up some crazy stuff every once in a while.)

Maybe God has the power to save us to disk, restart, reboot, than reload data...

If this were true, She'd use it already to spare us from the Jerry Falwalls, Rev Phelps, Pat Robertsons, Herbs, Waynes, et al., of the world. Wouldn't you do this take care of all the things that made YOU look bad -- wait, you probably already do.

Anyway, this is a compelling argument She is not so powerful OR just doesn't care.

Have you been to the gay website? Here it is:

www.c:<enter>:###.com

BTW, that is pronounced "See colon, enter colon, pound, pound, pound."

Darktemper:

Beware--FDISK contains a bug that, if a certain switch is used in the command line, will cause enough energy to build up in the Hadron Collider and open a black hole in Switzerland. Basically what this entails is gravitational force that is strong enough to cause the universe to be divided into smaller, seperate, distinct "logical" universes; thus "re-partitioning" the larger cosmos we know at present.

(And that command switch? fdisk /univ. Use it with unprecedented caution, if you must use it at all.................)

Last I checked, the cosmos still hasn't been upgraded to use NTFS, which I imagine must explain why NTFS still doesn't have as universal a presence as FAT32. It used to run on FAT12 in its early days but because of expansion issues, FAT16 (which, when you come right down to it, is equally limited) came into play before its most recent revision inclused FAT32 support. Earlier versions installed to FAT16 by default but could later be optionally converted to 32.

(You know, I'm completely surprised M$ hasn't commented on any of this yet!!)



(Edit add: I forgot to mention fragmentation: FAT32, as most will attest to, is excessively prone to fragmentation. That's why galaxies, stars, planets, the occasional flying saucer etc. are scattered all over the cosmos instead of being contiguous as they should be. Unfortunately I haven't come across a defrag programme that can fix this.....)

www.c:<enter>:###.com

ROTFLMFAO!

I wonder how many of you so called christians on this site would find out you aren't as right as you think you are if God really did that.

I never assume anything with God Aok.

And those are the words of a real Christian, not a so-called one, IMHO.

Walla?

Walla.
Walla.

Chicken Voila!

>>I never assume anything with God

Except that He loves us...would not you agree Chris?

More walla-ing from the shallow end of the gene pool.

ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Sha Na Na

Well alright, just for Broadway's sake I'm going to do it, just because he seems to believe so.....

*opens up DOS box*



Microsoft(R) MS-DOS(R) Version 6.22
(C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1994.

C:\>cd\dos

C:\DOS>fdisk /univ
WARNING: DOING THIS WILL HAVE DIRE CONSEQUENCES!
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE? [yn] y




Current universe is no longer valid>_