A 9-year-old Colorado boy is a published author now that his book How To Talk to Girls has hit store shelves. Alec Grewen advises guys to stop showing off, try not to look desperate and watch out for "pretty girls." He says that "Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil. Remember, some pretty girls are cold-hearted when it comes to boys. Don't let them get to you."

This guy didn't have a ghost writer, did he? It seems that there are many 20 and even a sizable number of 30 and 40 year-olds who don't grasp these concepts.

You tell them you have LOTS of money. That's called putting oil in the car, LOL.

This is all true, the fat unattractive girls are all very nice because they have nothing else to show for themselves. They have to use their "Personalities" to get guys. The pretty girls can be "Bitches" because they can get any guy they want.

Pretty girls are over-rated that why I like "Fatties." My wife was a whale when I first met her. Instead of eating 6 Krispey Kreme donuts for breakfast in the morning, she now eats 3,and has slimmed down. She is still big boned, but not a blubbery whale Like when I first met her.

You must be quite a catch yourself!

Gawd, Bunz! I was going to come over to your house to kick your ass with my own big fat "personality" and then sit on you, but I can't stop laughing. You JERK!

>>kick your ass with my own big fat...

remember he has "Bunsofsteel" so not too hard...you might only just get a clank sdfx...

Sorry Merkin, I wasn't trying to offend anyone.
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't always have "Buns of steel". In my younger days I had a lot of "Junk in the trunk". But not quite as much as the wifey does.

I think I'd really like Mrs. Bunz!

But if I were you I wouldn't let her read the above if you want to continue breathing on your own!

Oh trust me Merkin, Me and Mrs. Bunz have different computers. After the "incident" I went out and bought her a computer of her very own.

After she found the "Naughty pictures" on my computer I had to sleep at the neighbors house for a week. It just wasn't worth it!

I've learned my lesson, "ALWAYS have your computer password protected so nobody else can get on your computer!

She told me that next time, she will get out her "Cattle prod". The funny thing is, she is DEAD serious! My wife has a CRAZY side to her.

Hopefully, the naughty pictures aren't of your neighbor!

Well now the kid has struck a movie deal.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com-fox-adapt-9yearold39s-selfhelp-b ook-reuters